Thursday, January 8, 2009

BTN: Careers in Pakistan -- interesting../creative stuff..


Subject: Careers in Pakistan
Careers in Pakistan


If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional courses after Std. XII
would be as follows :



JEE
- Jehadic Entrance Examination

IIT
- Islamic Institute of Terrorism

IIM
- Institute of Infiltration Management

CAT
- Career in Alqaida & Taliban

IAS
- Iraq after Saddam

M T Tech
- Masters in Terror Technology

GATE
- General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism

TOEFL
- Test of Extremist Foreign Languages

GRE
- Graduate in Relocation Extremism

MBBS
- Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies

MBA
- Master of Bombing Administration
  


- V.K.Vatsa





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Manoj Padhi

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